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Let's seeeeee...... Oh my, little Billy wrote about his giant pet squirrel again! What are we gonna do about Billy... Well, I guess since his grades are so good all around, we could let him live...OK, You may be asking yourself, "What does School have to do with wasting time?" Well, you have a lot to learn.  Take it from the experts, when it comes to breezing through what will probably be the best years of your life, nothing beats a little research on the Internet.  Forget beating up on Eugene so he'll do your homework, just visit these quick and easy reference websites covering a vast number of specific subjects.  Whether you're trying to finish that book report, or you're doing a class project, these sites are sure to come in handy.  After you either ace your test, or get suspended for plagiarism,  You can come back here and visit the sites that really count, Mainly the ones with jokes about poo.

 

  • www.worldbiomes.com This wonderful site covers pretty much all you need to know about world biomes, and best of all, it's an easy read.  It even comes with recommendations from Sci-Links, which means it's being used by teachers!

  • www.historicaltimeline.com Quick, when did the Chinese invent gunpowder?  Did they invent gunpowder?  Quick!  This website will help you breeze through almost any project where you have to remember dates, wars, inventors, etc.  With this, you'd be able to prepare for Jeopardy!

  • www.civilwarsoldier.com  Speaking of timelines, this one covers the American Civil War in all its Gory, er, I mean Glory, and it even features one of those creepy historical photograph galleries, and important texts such as the "Emancipation Proclamation", and the "Gettysburg Address".

  • www.roberthooke.com You probably know about Isaac Newton, but what about Robert Hooke?  This poor fellow had the misfortune to always be overshadowed by his rival, and some even say some of his ideas were stolen...  Hmm, I wonder if Newton also took his lunch money?

  • www.johnnapier.com This great Scottish mathematician had it all, he basically invented logarithms, he was popular, and he was also responsible for Napier's rods, a wonderful time-saving way to multiply, divide, and find share roots.  Of course, they didn't have calculators back then...

  • www.edwinhubble.com  The Hubble telescope.  Need we say more?  Alright, here goes.  Without this man's brilliance, the shiniest stars would not have been found, let alone the TENTH planet in our solar system.  Yes, the one just past Pluto.

  • www.renedescartes.com Learn all you'll ever need to know about this great French philosopher.  When you're done with this one, you'll wonder if it really is for real, or you just thought it was...

  • www.annehutchinson.com Learn all about this incredible woman, and the struggles she endured in her fight for freedom.  Yes, you now have the freedom to think, to speak your mind, and to worship in your own way because of people like her, who paid the price early on.

  • www.annebradstreet.com The first American woman to have her poetry published.  Also a friend of Anne Hutchinson.

  • www.natlove.com One of the most interesting cowboys from the Old West, and definitely the perfect subject for your Black History Month project.  Mr. Love published his own autobiography, "The Adventures of Deadwood Dick".

 

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