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Fart Glossary

What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.
But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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