Here we feature humor we were too lazy to put up ourselves.  Someone else told these jokes to someone else who put them up so we could pass the on to you.  Don't blame us if they aren't funny, or offend you in any way. If you don't think the jokes are funny, build your own website, and collect your own jokes.   You'll see how much fun it is to hang around bars day in and day out, waiting for some poor schmuck to resurrect an old gag that's been lying dormant for years in the deep, spongy recesses of his decaying brain matter.  Let alone the joy of  scribbling it down while his spittle constantly hits your face.