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Stupid White Men ...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

by Michael Moore (Hardcover - February 2002)

My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy
by Ian Davis (Paperback - October 1999)


Non Campus Mentis: World History According to College Students

by Anders Henriksson (Compiler) (Hardcover - November 2001)

There's a Porcupine in My Outhouse: Misadventures of a Mountain Man Wannabe
by Michael J. Tougias, Michael J. Tougias (Hardcover)

Imogene's Antlers (Reading Rainbow Books)
by David Small (Paperback - September 1988)


Spider-Man: The Ultimate Guide

by Tom Defalco, et al (Hardcover)

Gaydar: The Official Insider Guide
by Donald F. Reuter (Hardcover - November 2002)

The Complete Far Side
by Gary Larson, et al (Hardcover)


Caught'Ya !: Grammar With a Giggle

by Jane Bell Kiester, et al (Paperback - October 1990)

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding
by Thomas Hill, Patrick Merrell (Illustrator) (Paperback - July 1993)

I'm Back for More Cash: A Tony Kornheiser Collection (Because You Can't Take Two Hundred Newspapers into the Bathroom)
by Tony Kornheiser (Hardcover - May 2002)

Kick Me: Adventures in Adolescence
by Paul Feig (Paperback - September 2002)

57 Good Things About Chemotherapy
by Alec Kalla (Paperback - February 2001)


The Meaning of Life

by Bradley Trevor Greive (Hardcover - March 2002)

Common Nonsense
by Andrew A. Rooney, Andy Rooney (Hardcover)

The Surreal Gourmet Entertains: High-Fun, Low-Stress Dinner Parties for 6 to 12 People
by Bob Blumer (Paperback - October 1995)

JLA:The Ultimate Guide to the Justice League of America
by Scott Beatty, Roger Stewart (Illustrator) (Hardcover)


Understanding Comics

by Scott McCloud (Paperback - May 1994)

Eat the Rich
by P. J. O'Rourke (Paperback - September 1999)

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias
by Gary Greenberg, Balvis Rubess (Illustrator) (Hardcover - November 1999)


Naked

by David Sedaris (Paperback - June 1998)

All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty
by P. J. O'Rourke (Paperback - September 1995)

In Dog Years I'd Be Dead: Garfield at 25
by Jim Davis, et al (Hardcover - October 2002)

Me Talk Pretty One Day
by David Sedaris (Reader) (Audio CD - June 2001) 


Piled Higher and Deeper: A Graduate Student Comic Strip Collection

by Jorge Cham (Paperback - June 2002)

The Official Hottie Hunting Field Guide
by Molly Gilford (Paperback - May 2002)

Keep Your Brain Alive: 83 Neurobic Exercises
by Lawrence Katz, et al (Paperback)
 


The Jumbo Duct Tape Book

by Jim Berg, et al (Paperback)

How to Ruin Your Life
by Ben Stein (Hardcover - September 2002)
The Best-Case Scenario Handbook: A Parody
by John Tierney, Christopher Buckley (Introduction) (Paperback - September 2002)


The Gallery of Regrettable Food

by James Lileks (Hardcover - September 2001)

101 Uses for a Golden Retriever: Photography by Denver Bryan
by Denver Bryan (Photographer) (Hardcover - April 1999)

What's the Number for 911?: America's Wackiest 911 Calls
by Leland Gregory (Paperback)


Chasing Horses
by Christine French, Christy Tillery French (Paperback)
 

Fox in Socks

by Dr. Seuss, et al (Hardcover - June 1965)


Downsize This! Random Threats from an Unarmed American

by Michael Moore (Paperback - September 1997)
 

The Museum of Hoaxes
by Alex Boese (Hardcover - November 2002)

Married to Mommy?
by Jeff Bakeman, Brian Krinbring (Paperback - May 2002)


George W. Bushisms : The Slate Book of The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President

by George W. Bush, Jacob Weisberg (Editor) (Paperback)
 

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