Simp Storyteller

I'm just a cheap Alfred E. Neuman clone
Going slowly where no one has gone before...

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Storyteller

Fill-in each of the following empty fields using your own personal data and then click on "Write Story."
We guarantee this to be a really good waste of your precious time. 

FOOL! We are gonna beat you up! What is that? Oh, I'm soooooooo scarrry!
First Name: Something to Hide Behind:
Last Name: Friend's First Name:
Male or Female: A Piece of Furniture:
Age: A word expressing Anger:
Mother's First Name: Your Favorite Beverage:
Your Favorite Color: A Room in Your House:
Your City: Your Favorite Hobby:
Your State: Your Father's Name:
Type of animal: Your Favorite Store:
Favorite TV Show: Word to Describe Someone's Rear-End:

Get set...

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